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Tuesday April 28, 2009

Scottish Jokes

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A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?'
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To which the librarian stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top
of her glasses and says, 'Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!'

Posted by ShashiBansal at 11:55 AM
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Tuesday April 14, 2009

Lawyers and Blondes A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each


 
A blonde and a lawyer sit next to
each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he asked
her a question that she didn't know the answer to, she would have to
pay him five dollars And every time the blonde asked the lawyer a
question that he didn't know the answer to, the lawyer had to pay the
blonde 50 dollars. So the lawyer asked the blonde his first question,
"What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without
a word the blonde pays the lawyer five dollars. The blonde then asks
him, "What goes up a hill with four legs and down a hill with three?"
The lawyer thinks about it, but finally gives up and pays the blonde 50
dollars. Then the lawyer asked her what the answer was and without a
word the blonde gave the lawyer five dollars. .

Posted by ShashiBansal at 11:13 AM
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