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Saturday November 21, 2009

Why Mallya didnt drink beer.

After an international beer conference in London , all the world top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together.

The Chairman of Budweiser says, I like the most refreshing beer in the world, The King of Beers give me a Budweiser. The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him.

The Chairman of Guinness says, I like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for give me a Guinness. The bartender serves him.

The Chairman of Carlsberg says, I would like the world’s best beer, drunk in more countries than any other give me a Carlsberg. He gets it.

Vijay Mallya sits down, looks around and says, Just give me a Coke. The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him.

The other brewery bosses laughed loudly and say, Hey Vijay, how come you are not drinking a Kingfisher? Listen, says Vijay Mallya, If you guys are not drinking beer tonight, neither will I....!!

Posted by Lamboo at 8:53 AM
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