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I am a Male and can speak Hindi, Bengali, Gujarati, Urdu and Spanish. At the age of 60+, I decided to write a few new things in life rather than computer program and games. I hope you would find it entertaining.

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Sunday September 23, 2007

e-baby

DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks, His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess 1 day you wld hav 2 find out anyway!"

"Well, I saw ur Mom & I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO. Then I set up a date via e-mail with ur mom & v met at a cyber-cafe. v sneaked into a secluded room, where ur mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, v discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."

"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said 'u've Got Male"


An internet joke.

Posted by narain2 at 12:54 PM
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laugh :D laugh :D Good one!
I thought he would say, "I won you on e-Bay"

Soul_Man Said on 9/26/2007 4:26:52 AM