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Friday November 30, 2007

Sex Quotes

* No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. Abraham Lincoln
* Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. Robert Heinlein
* Sex is emotion in motion. Mae West
* Sex relieves tension - love causes it. Woody Allen
* When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. Author Unknown
* Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love. Butch Hancock
* Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. Mark Twain
* We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time. Arthur Hoppe
* Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. Woody Allen
* Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. Author Unknown
* When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. Frederike Ryder
* Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. Author Unknown
* I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. Jay McInerney
* An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets. Author Unknown
* To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. Cary Grant
* I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
Author Unknown

– Compiled by Aparna Chatterjee

Posted by narain2 at 12:18 PM
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