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Tuesday October 02, 2007

CCHADDI MEIN KABADDI - COURT CASE NO. 420

DARBAN - Sabhi Lal Chaddi waali ladkiyan court mein haazir hoooooooooon !!!

S Kunjuraman - Mylord yeh ladkiyan lal chaddi mein gana gaa rahi hain , ise ban kiya jae. Is film ko ban karo , aur agli taarik fix karo.

FUNNY DEOL Tarik pe Tarik , Tarik pe Tarik, Abey jab Superman, Batman, He-Man, sab ke sab Pant ke upar CHADDI pehnte hain, to LADKIYON ne konsa GUNAH kar diya MYLORD.

S Kunjuram ( pulling red cchaddi out of his pocket) Judge sahib, Yeh wohi lal chaadi hai jisse pehn kar is gunah ko anjaam diya gaya hai.

FUNNY DEOL MyLord, aisi lal chaddiyan baazar mein bohut milti hain, Magar isse pehnne ke liye jo Jigar (guts) hai woh Duniye ke kisi bhi bazaar mein nahin milta.

S Kunjuraman - To iska matlab koi bhi lal chaddi pehn kar ghum sakta hai khullam khulla.

FUNNY DEOL BALWANT RAI KE KUTTEY !! YEH DHAI SAU KILO (250 KG) KA HAATH JAB KISI PE PADTA HAI NAA, TO AADMI UTARTA NAHIN, USKI UTAR JAATI HAI (CHADDI).

CHIEF JUDGE ORDER ORDER ! YEH COURT KI TEHLEEZ HAI, KOI KABADDI KA MAIDAAN NAHIN.

CHIEF JUDGE SABHI GAWAHON KO MADDHDDENAZAR RAKHTE HUE, ADALAT IS NATEZE PAR POHOONCHI HAI, KI SABHI LAL CHADDI WAALI LADKIYON KO BE-IZZAAT BARI KIYA JAE.
AUR COURT 'JALAAD KAALIYA' KO YE HUKM DETI HAI KI S Kunjuraman KI CCHADDI UTAR KAR ISKE CHOOTARON PAR 1000 BAR KODE (HUNTER) MARE JAEN JISSE KE YEH 3RD CLASS WAKIL ADALAT AUR JANTA KA WAQT ZAYA (WASTE) KARNE KI DOBARA JURRAT NAA KARE.

===CHAADI MEIN KABADDI- CASE CLOSED===

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