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Dr. Ranbir Sinha is Indian living abroad since 1981. His interests range from environment-protection to social-development, singing to scientific research, traveling to meditation.

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Saturday September 15, 2007

Foreign wives

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties to perform.

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his new wife to do all the dishes and house cleaning in the house. He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean
house and all the dishes were cleaned and put away.

James had married a woman from Australia and he bragged that he had given his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better and by the third day his house was clean, the dishes done and there was a huge meal on the table.

The third man said the he had married a British girl. He boasted that the duties he had ordered her to do were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscaper.

Posted by Soul_Man at 12:42 PM
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Friday August 03, 2007

Topics of interest

Two fine looking yuppie men sitting at the counter of a fully packed bar of downtown Chicago, were trying to get lucky by holding a cheerful discussion. Yes there were young women around them not completely uninterested, obvious from how close they were coming to these two men.

One- "hey, you disappeared for a while around lunchtime, where did you go?
Other- well, I went to Best Buy, bought the best HD-video camera. Cost me a fortune though.
One- wow, that's cool! How big is the view finder?
Other - 2.5 inches.
One- (very surprised) is that all? I have got a three inch one.

Posted by Soul_Man at 6:15 PM
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Friday April 06, 2007

Dear God....

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks. But nothing happened. Finally he decided to write a letter to God requesting for Rs.50.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, India, they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of India as a joke.The Finance Minister was so amused, he instructed his secretary to send Rs.20 to the little boy. The Finance Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid by giving the whole amount he wished.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read

"Dear God Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Minister in Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes..."

Posted by Soul_Man at 9:55 AM
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Monday March 19, 2007

The greatest Samurai

An American grad student was writing his thesis on ancient Japanese culture and for that he went on a 3 month trip to Japan. He heard about "Samurai and his Sword" and wanted to meet one. After asking a lot of people he found the village where a handful Samurais were still alive. So he went there and tried to find them. The locals said once a while they come to the village restaurant, so he went there.

He asked the waiter if there were any Samurais there, and the waiter pointed to a man with funny hairstyle and a long sword. The American student went to that man and asked " hello sir, I am writing about Samurais in my thesis, can you please give me a demo of you skill?"
The Samurai without lifting his head pulled out the Sword faster than a blink and put it back in the case. A fly fell on the floor cut in half.
The American applauded "Wow, I have never seen anything like this. This was so precise! you must be the fastest sword fighter"
THe Samurai said "But I am not the greatest Samurai, see that man. He is greater than me".

The American went to the second Samurai and again asked for a demo. This time also the sword came out and went back in in a second, and three flies fell on the floor each cut in precisely half. The American student was amazed "Wow, you must be the greatest Samurai!". The Samurai politely replied " No he is" and pointed to the corner.

The Student went to the corner, and saw a very very old man, in his 90's may be, drinking his tea from a cup. Hesitantly he asked "Hello Samurai, (although you don't look like one he thought in his mind), can you show me what you can do?" The Samurai replied "I can read mind".
The Student jokingly said " No, I mean what can you do with your sword? If you can still do something?" A flash came out and the sword was back in, the samurai continued sipping on his tea as if nothing has happened. A fly fell on the floor, kept buzzing and spinning round and round. The disappointed American student "well the other guy split a fly in half, another guy split 3 flies at a time, what did you do? you missed. this fly is still alive?"

The Samurai replied "But, this fly cannot make babies anymore" The student ran and ran ...

Posted by Soul_Man at 4:50 PM
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