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Friday October 05, 2007

Why Sardarji Got in trouble

santa Paaijaan meinuu kuch nahi pata, mein kuch ni kitta
Mann lekin kuch te kitta hoega
santa Mein te ek photo leke buss wich kharra si, te naal ek pææn khari si...te meri photo ek dum naal thalle gir gayi.....
Me kheya, pæænji zara saaaree utte karoo, Mein tasveeer leni hai 8|

Posted by Sofia Bansal at 6:31 PM
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Tuesday March 06, 2007

Hollow Brain

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"

"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

Posted by Sofia Bansal at 7:59 PM
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