Carson's Carnac the Magnificent.
Oldies but goodie, from Johnny Carson's Carnac the Magnificent.
A Clean air, a virgin and a gas station open on Sunday.
Q Name three things you won't find in Los Angeles.
A Black and white and twenty feet tall.
Q Describe Sister Mary Kong.
A Gatorade.
Q What does an alligator get on welfare?
A Bible belt.
Q What holds up Pat Robertson's pants?
A Milk and honey.
Q What do you get from a bee that has an udder?
A Ben Gay.
Q Why didn't Mrs. Franklin have any kids?
A An unmarried woman.
Q What was Elizabeth Taylor between 300 and 500 pm on June 1, 1952?
A Disjoint.
Q What was dat hippie smoking?
A The Laughing Policeman.
Q What do you call a cop who frisks himself?
A Dustin Hoffman.
Q Describe someone cleaning his Hoffman.
A Until he gets caught.
Q How long does a United States Congressman serve?
A Old wives tale.
Q What do cannibals find hard to digest?
A Rub-a-dub-dub.
Q What does a masseuse do to your dub-dub?
A Shareholder.
Q What did Sonny Bono used to be?
A Skalliwags.
Q What does your skalli do when it's happy?
A David Frost.
Q On a cold morning what forms on your David?