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Tuesday January 24, 2006

Good Golfer or what?

A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on first hole when a second
fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The first says that he
usually plays alone but agrees to let the second guy join him. Both
are even after the first couple of holes. The second guy says "Say,
we're about evenly matched, how about we play for a $5 a hole?"
The first fellow says that he usually plays alone and doesn't like to
bet but agrees to the terms. Well, the second guy wins the rest of
the holes and as they're walking off of the eighteenth hole and while
counting his $80.00, he confesses that he's the pro at a neighboring
course and likes to pick on suckers.
The first fellow reveals that he's the Parish Priest at the local
Catholic Church to which the second fellow gets all flustered and
apologetic and offers to give the Priest back his money. The Priest says,
"No, no. You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you.
You keep your winnings."
The pro says, "Well, is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
The Priest says,
"Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation. Then, if
you bring your mother and father by after Mass, I'll marry them for you."

Posted by Sofia Bansal at 6:52 AM
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Thursday January 19, 2006

"Brides of Christ"

Four novice nuns were about to take their vows.
Dressed in their white gowns, they came into the
chapel with the Mother Superior, and were about
to undergo the ceremony to marry them to Jesus,
making them "Brides of Christ."

Just as the ceremony was about to begin, four
Hasidic Jews with yarmulkes, long sideburns and
long beards came in and sat in the front row.

The Mother Superior said to them, "I am honored
that you would want to share this experience with
us, but do you mind if I ask you why you came?"

One of the Jews replied, "Family of the groom."

Posted by Sofia Bansal at 1:32 PM
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Wednesday January 18, 2006

"Catholic Vs. Jewish"


A Jewish man was in St. Vincent's Hospital
recovering from an emergency operation
when a nun walked into his room.

She was there to cheer up the sick and ailing.

The man and nun started talking and the nun
asked about the man's life. The man talked
about his wife and 13 children.

"My, my," said the nun, "13 children . . . You're
a good, proper Catholic family man. G-d is
very proud of you!"

"I'm sorry, Sister," the man said, "I am not
Catholic. I'm Jewish."

"Jewish!?" she replies and immediately
gets up to leave.

"Sister, why are you leaving?"

"I didn't realize I was talking to a sex maniac!"

Posted by Sofia Bansal at 9:48 AM
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