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I am a Male and can speak Hindi, Bengali, Gujarati, Urdu and Spanish. At the age of 60+, I decided to write a few new things in life rather than computer program and games. I hope you would find it entertaining.

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Sunday August 20, 2006

Chand si Bibi

In a singles group, all the participants were talking about their spousal requirements. Some men wanted nice and affectionate wife. Some men wanted housewife. One gentleman said, " I don't want a very beautiful wife. I neither want a devoted housewife. What I need is a wife who is look moon. She should come in the evenings and fullfil his life with love and romance. And also like the moon, she should leave him by the day break".

Posted by narain2 at 11:07 PM
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Saturday June 17, 2006

Man on the moon

July 1969, The eagle has landed on the moon. Neil Armstrong takes the first step on the moon as the biggest stride in the history of mankind. He proudly unfurls the US flag and thinks of himself as the first human on the moon. Suddenly he hears, "Neil Bhai, Kem cho?" He is amazed to see another person on the moon.
Neil, " Who are you?"
Preson, " I am Mani Bhai from Houston".
Neil, "What are you doing here?"
Mani, " I have the crater view motel on the other side of the ridge. You are welcome to check in and relax in my motel".
Neil," Why are you doing your business over here?"
Mani, " I had some temporary problem with my green card in Houston".

Posted by narain2 at 10:22 AM
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Sunday March 12, 2006

Dhoban(The washer woman)

A very religious businessman was told by his priest that Godess Laxmi will be passing in front of his house next Sunday. The host should invite her and give her proper respect for his business prosperity.

Next Sunday, the businessman and his associates waited in front of their house. In the small city, a woman walking on Sunday morning by herself was very rare. Around noon, they spotted a woman walking past the house. They approached her and asked her to come to the house. They started to do the Arati assuming she was real Goddess Laxmi.

The lady was surprised. She said, " I think you are mistaken. I am the Dhoban from nearby neighborhood. I am getting late for my work".

Posted by narain2 at 11:47 AM
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Sunday May 28, 2006

Garage Sale

We were having community garage sale. In one house, an Indian lady was selling ladies costumes and used ornaments. One elderly couple walks up to the lady. The man asks if she could sell his wife. The clever hostess says, "Why not! It will be a two for one sale. Buy the wife and get the husband too." The man walks away with his smiling wife.

Posted by narain2 at 12:32 AM
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