Third Graders
Three third graders, a Jewish kid, an Italian kid and
a Redneck kid are on the playground at recess. The
Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game.
"Let's see who has the largest penis," he says.
"Okay," they respond and they all agree to play.
The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
"Ah, that's nothing,"says the Italian kid. He whips his
out. His is a couple of inches longer. And not to be
outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is by far
the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and
girth. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and
amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's
mother asks him what he did at school today. "Oh,"
he answered "we worked on a science project,
had a math test and read out loud from a new book.....
and during recess my friends and I played 'Let's see
who has the largest penis."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.
"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our
penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say it's
because I'm a hillbilly. Is that true, Mom?"
"No, honey," replied the mother. "It's because you're twenty-three."