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Sunday November 06, 2005

Sleepy Mrs. Jones (R-rated)

A man approached the minister at his
church...."Reverend," he said, "We have a problem. My
wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's
very embarrassing, not to mention disrespectful. What
can I do?"

"I've noticed this and have an idea if you're up to
the task," said the minister. "Take this hat pin with
you. I can see when Mrs. Jones is sleeping, and will
motion to you. When I motion, you give her a good Poke
in the leg with the hat pin.

He agreed to the plan. In church the following Sunday,
Mrs. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put
his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice
for you?" he said nodding to Mr. Jones.

"Jesus!" Mrs. Jones cried out as her husband jabbed
her in the leg with the sharp hat pin.

"Yes! You are correct, Mrs. Jones!" came the
minister's quick reply.

Mrs. Jones then turned and glared angrily at her
husband. Mrs. Jones again nodded off. The minister
noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the
congregation, motioning toward Mr. Jones.

"My God!" howled Mrs. Jones as she was stuck again
with the pin.

"Right again!" Bellowed the minister, a slight grin on
his face.

Mrs. Jones again gave her husband a real hard
threatening glare. Before long, though, she again
nodded off. This time however, the minister did not
notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he
made a few hand gestures that Mr. Jones mistook as
signals to sharply poke his wife with the hat pin
again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam
after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones jumped up and shouted, "You stick that
thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half
and shove it where the sun don't shine!"

"Amen!" replied all the women in the congregation.

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