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I am a staunch believer in the self. My hobbies include music, movies, net-surfing and meditation. I believe in using my mind and brains for the development of India and no other country.

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Sunday November 27, 2005

BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!

HE I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!

HE May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE I must have been given your share!!!

HE Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE Okay, get out!!!

HE I think I could make you very happy
SHE Why? Are you leaving?

HE What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE Can I have your name?
SHE Why, don't you already have one?

HE Shall we go and see a film?
SHE I've already seen it!!!

HE Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE Where have you been all my life?
SHE Hiding from you.

HE Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

HE Is this seat empty?
SHE Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Posted by Narasimhan at 9:38 AM
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Wednesday November 23, 2005

Careful that SHE does not read it.

Wife How much do you love me?

Hus Like Shajahan

Wife Will you build a Taj Mahal like him for me?

Hus I've already brought the plot, the delay is from your side.............

Posted by Narasimhan at 9:16 AM
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Tuesday November 08, 2005

Interview

Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.
The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.
The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?
Banta says, "Oh, about 8 to 10 feet."
The boss says, "Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here - you're no miner!"
On his way out, Banta tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job. Santa gets called in.
The boss asks Santa if he had worked underground mines before?
Santa says, "Oh sure."
The boss asks how deep underground he worked.
Santa says, "I used to work in a mine 20,000 feet underground."
The boss says, "20,000 feet, Wow! That is incredible!, "What kind of lights did you use in a mine so deep underground?"
Santa says, "Oh, I didn't need a light, I worked on the day shift!"

Posted by Narasimhan at 6:56 AM
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