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Tuesday November 12, 2002

I'll Help Suzy

A third grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the pupils answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher's pet. He stood and said,"My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."

The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby...if I can, and I think I can."

The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a damm about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can and I think I can!"

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