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Sunday August 29, 2004

Pillar Of Salt.


The moral science teacher is reading a biblical story
to the kids

"So, Lott's wife ignored the warnings
and looked back at the city and lo behold, she
turned into a pillar of salt"

Little Jayesh replied "This also happened to
our own Jimmy's mother"

Teacher is shocked "How could this happen
in this modern day? When was this?"

Jayesh "Yesterday, Jimmy's mom ignored the
red light, and turned into a stop sign"




Posted by Kapoor at 9:29 PM
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My friend here asked me what this joke
is about, so --- Lot is name of a guy,
whose wife is curious, and disobeys
the god and looks back at the sin city of
sodom and gormah, and she turns into a
pillar of salt (any puritans correct me).

In America, a car is an implied object,
people don't move without cars, and
you turn into X, means you turn your
car in the direction of X.

So much for English. I can't believe
I am explaining such a silly joke
to my fellow country man.

Kapoor Said on 9/8/2004 9:25:54 PM