ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A santa AND santa DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI , MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON. SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!
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"Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...." Everybody in the shipis shouting, crying, running or praying to God... Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji Two miles .
Italian Only two miles,Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more. The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again. Italian Just tell me whichside,is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji Downwards ....
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Sardarjee to Sunita "I want to marry you" Sunita "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarjee "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."

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Two santas went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here,"complained the pub-owner. So the two santas swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.
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Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction.This event really harrased the social nature of sardarji and then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction . While he was on his way to his office another santa saw him and asked "Sardarji aa rahe ho kijaa rahe ho"
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Once a Sardarji was going to his office. On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt. Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed
a banana peel and exclaimed " sala aaj bhi phisalna hoga". Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!
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A santa died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly
soul must answer two questions
> 1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
> 2. How many seconds are there in a year?

The santa thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?"
The santa replied, "Well, January 2nd, February2nd, March 2nd, etc...."Saint Peter lets him in without another word .

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