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Friday October 10, 2003

Men Don't Listen

On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several

attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had

always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed

his predicament. Sir, she said," You may use the

ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the

buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and

as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised

not to touch.


Each button was identified by letters WW, WA, PP,

and a red one labeled ATR.


Who would know if he touched them?


He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was

sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling,

he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things

like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA

button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently

drying his underside.


When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large

powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent

of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.

The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is

tender loving pleasure.


When powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't

wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be

supreme ecstasy.


Next thing he knew he was in a hospital. As soon as he

opened his eyes, a nurse was staring down at him with

a smirk on her face.

"What happened?" he exclaimed.


"You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse.


"The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon

Remover.

Your penis is under your pillow."


The moral of this story????



--- Men NEVER Listen ---










Posted by ShashiBansal at 7:57 AM
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