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Sunday November 04, 2001

Indian Songs Themes For The War

1. AMERICA ASKS WORLD TO UNITE AGAINST TERRORISM
sathi haath badhana, sathi haath badhana,
ek akela thak jayega, milkar bojh uthana

2. UK, THE BIGGEST CHAMCHA OF US, FIRST TO SUPPORT
ae maalik tere bande hum

3. PAK PLEDGES SUPPORT IN RETURN OF FINANCIAL HELP
jo tumko ho pasand wahi baat kahenge,
tum din ko agar raat kaho, raat kahenge
dete na aap saath to mar jaate hum kabhike
pure hue hai aap se armaan jindagi ke
hum jindagi ko aapki saugaad kahenge
tum din ko agar raat kaho raat kahenge.

4. US SAYS IT IS PLEASED WITH PAKISTANI RESPONSE
tum jo hamare meet na hote, geet ye mere geet na hote

5. PAK TOO PLEASED WITH US STAND, ESPECIALLY AS THEY WERE NOT ON VERY GOOD TERMS OF LATE
PAK kabhi raat din hum door the, din raat ka
ab saath hai
US wo bhi ittefaak ki baat thi, ye bhi
ittefaak ki baat hai

6. TALIBAN SHOCKED WITH PAKISTANI STAND
bahaaro ne mera chaman loot kar
khija ko ye iljaam kyo de diya?
kisi ne chalo dushamani kee magar
ise dosti naam kyu de diya?

7. PAK SAYS IT HAS NO OPTION
hum bewafa hargiz na the, par hum wafa kar na
sake

8. INDIA OFFERS RE-FUELLING FACILITIES TO US
o gore gore, o baa ke chore, kabhi meri gali
aaya karo

9. US SAYS TIES WITH PAK WON`T AFFECT INDO-US
RELATIONS
na tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa hai,
magar kya kare apani raahe juda hai

10. BUSH (B) ASKS OMAR (O) TO HAND OVER OSAMA
B e, kya bolta tu?
O e, kya mai bolu?
B sun,
O suna!
B deta kya Osama?
O kya, karega? nahi diya to Osama?
B are maarenge peetenge bomb barsaayenge war
karenge aur kya?

11. TALIBAN REFUSES TO HAND OVER OSAMA
hame tumse pyaar kitna, ye hum nahi jaante,
magar jee nahi sakte,
tumhare bina!

12. TALIBAN SAYS IT DOES NOT KNOW WHERE LADEN
IS
ayyayya karu mai kya sukusuku?
kho gaya Osama sukusuku!

13. REPORTS S
kai baar yu bhi dekha hai, ye jo man ki seema
rekha hai,
man todne laagta hai
anjaani aas ke peeche, anjaani pyaas ke peeche,
man daudne lagta hai

14. ANOTHER SETBACK TO TALIBAN AS IRAN, UAE
SNAP TIES
kasme waade pyaar wafa sab, baate hai baato ka
kya?
koi kisi ka nahi ye jhoothe naate hai naato ka
kya?
sukh me tere saath chalenge, dukh me sab mukh
modenge,
duniyawaale tere bankar, tera hi dil todenge
dete hai bhagwan ko dhokha, insa ko kya
chodenge?

15. AS ATTACKS START, TALIBAN LAUNCHES ANTI
-AIRCRAFT FIRE. BUT SAYS US
PLANES TOO HIGH TO BE HIT
meri arji maan le maula,
tu hai sabkuch jaanne wala,
mai hu tera maanne wala,
apni firing lift karaade,
thodi si to lift karaade

16. MUSLIM COUNTRIES SUPPORT ATTACKS, TALIBAN
DISGUSTED
dekhi jamane ki yaari, bichde sabhi baari baari

17. OSAMA DECLARES JIHAD AGAINST US
tum humko maarte ho?
hum tumko maarte hai!
hum apne jihad ka
aailaan karte hai!

18. IN INDIA, THAKRE SAYS NO POINT IN
SUPPORTING US, AS IT IS NOT
INTERESTED
IN KASHMIRI TERRORISM
tum to thehere pardesi, saath kya nibhaaoge?



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