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Sunday August 31, 2003

Hindi Jokes..


1)
ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare...
thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola.."sahebji sahebji kutteji'ne murgi'ji ko pakar liya hai...."

2)
officer--dekho,humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho,chust,chalak aur chaukanna ho,jarurat parne par jisse hum daaT bhi saake..
yadi tumhare andar yeh saare guun shamil hai to tumhe yeh naukri mil sakti hai....

umedwaar--saheb yeh saare guun meri biwi mein hai,usse bulau??

3)
Delhi'se Mughalsarai jaanewali ek train mein kuchh budhyijibi type ke log sawar thhe..woh log jor jorse antarrashtriya stor ke batien kar rahe thhe...
upar ke birth par so rahe ek gramin ko bahat pareshani ho rahi thhi....
batien karte karte ek sajjan bole..."pahle punjibaad aya,fir samyabaad aur aab samajbaad ayega.."
tabhi upar se woh byakti chillaya...bhaisaab jab Ilahabaad aye to mujhe thora jaga dena..."

jharna

Posted by jharna at 8:28 AM
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