Jokes from Soul_Man


About Soul_Man

Dr. Ranbir Sinha is Indian living abroad since 1981. His interests range from environment-protection to social-development, singing to scientific research, traveling to meditation.

Skip Navigation Links.


Latest Jokes by Soul_Man





Saturday January 26, 2002

Shut Up!

(received from a friend)
At every wedding all the older aunts and relatives used to poke me between the ribs and say "you are next".

They stopped doing that to me when I started to do the same to them at every funeral.

Posted by Soul_Man at 8:46 AM
0 Comments

Monday January 21, 2002

Road Stop

A Highway patrol police stopped a car

"How long have you been driving without a tail light, buddy?"
demanded the policeman.

The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a low
moan. His distress was so great that the cop was moved to ease
up on him a bit. "Aw, come now," he said, "you don't have to take
it so hard. It isn't that serious."

"It isn't?" cried the motorist. "What happened to my boat and
trailer?"
-----------------------------------
Source Joke of the day joker@joker.org

Posted by Soul_Man at 2:53 AM
0 Comments

Saturday January 12, 2002

Cute One

A man walks into a lonely bar with a small animal on the shoulder and orders a beer sits on the stool and pats his pet gently.

Just to start a conversation ..
he bar tender asked - "what's his name?"

Man - "Tiny"

Bartender - "Why do you call hime tiny?"

Man - "because he is my nute"



(iin case you didn't laugh, nute is an animal and minute you know ..)

Posted by Soul_Man at 2:23 PM
0 Comments