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Tuesday August 07, 2001

What I Have

A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender

"Quick, give me 12 shots of tequila!"

The bartender, giving the man a curious eye, lines up 12 shot glasses and proceeds to fill them. As he fills them, the man is slamming them down until he gets to the last one.

The bartender sais in disbelief

"Man, I've never seen anyone drink so fast!"

The man replies "You'd drink fast too if you had what I have."

Concerned, the bartender asks

"Oh. What do you have?"

The man replies ''75 cents.''

Posted by Rameshwaram at 6:46 PM
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Tuesday August 07, 2001

Nice Shirt

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink.

"Hey, nice tie!" comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the bartender to see if he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just ignores it.

"Hey! Nice shirt!" The man looks up but, again, the bartender is engaged elsewhere.

"Hey! Nice suit!" The man then calls the bartender over and asks him if he keeps talking to him.

"It's not me, it's the complimentary peanuts."

Posted by Rameshwaram at 6:46 PM
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