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Friday June 15, 2001

Tyres For The Car

A man, who had just bought a new Maruti, walked by a shop in Green Park
(or where ever) that had tires everywhere outside, against the walls,
hanging from the pillars, etc (you know how these shops are)

Customer (to shopkeeper)
"mainu Maruti lai Radial Tire laine hai ji, MRF Zigma"

Shopkeeper "Par Bhai sahib asi tire bechde he nahin"

Customer "hai, tusi tire nahin bechde? Phir kis cheej de dukaan
hai ji yeh? (you don't sell tires, then what do you guys do)

Shopkeeper "asi, Sunnat karde hai ji" (we do circumcisions).

Customer (even more surprised) " hai, Sunnataan karde ho
te dukaan de bahar tire tange hoi hain, kamaal hai"!!
(what's the scoop?)

Shopkeeper "Bhaisahib, dukaan da kuch taa nishaan rakhan
se na, asi bahaar Laude taan tang nahin sakde"!
(have to have some sort of symbol for the store,
can't have Dicks hanging outside)


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