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Friday June 15, 2001

The Choohas Wish

A young Chooha walks past an Elephant. He has never seen a Creature
this huge. The Chooha stands as tall as he can, takes a deep Breath
pushes his chest out and says to the Elephant

"vaise mai bachpan main beemar ho gaya tha, nahin to mere
bhi health kafi acchi hoti thee"

Once a Chooha (Mouse) saved the life of an Elephant by
biting off the net the Elephant was trapped in.
"I will do anything for you for saving my life" says the Elephant

The Chooha wants to have sex with the Elephant,
who smiles and complies.

He climbs the hind legs of the Elephant and attempts to do what he can,
he feels a little more amorous (wants some kisses) so he climbs down the
hind legs, runs around the elephant and climbs up the trunk and
lands some wet kisses on the Elephants cheek.

The Chooha then climbs down the trunk and runs up the hind legs to
give the Elephant some more loving. This happens a few times until the Chooha
falls in front of the Elephant ... Exhausted.

"bas ho gaye" says the Elephant

"actually mujhe distance ne maar diya, nahih tau maine bas kara dene thi"
Says the Chooha catching his breath

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