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Saturday April 07, 2001

santa Thief

Banta Singh was shifting his residence. He was
packing his belongings.By
midnight he was too tired and dozed off with the
house door open.A sound
woke him up. A thief was packing valuables.
Banta Singh found it very
amusing the thief was doing the job for him!
"When this smart guy
finishes packing, I will catch him". Banta was a
hefty guy so when the
burglar finished packing, Banta Singh jumped on
him and tied him up. Then
he went to the police station and reported the
matter. "What did you do to
the thief"? "I tied his hands you come and
collect him". "I hope you
tied
his legs too". Banta Singh felt a cold feeling in
his spine he had
forgotten about the legs. He sat down for a while.
Then he cheered up
and
said, "Inspector Sab, the thief, he will still be
there". "How do you
know"? "Well, that fellow is also a Sardarji".

Posted by varghese at 10:15 AM
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Saturday April 07, 2001

Count The Chicken

santas Hari Singh and Gani Singh walked toward
each other on a country
road. Hari Singh carried a burlap bag over his
shoulder."Hey Bhai," Gani
Singh drawled, "what's in the bag?" "Chickens,"
was the reply. "If I guess
how many, can I have one?" "You can have both of
them." "OK, Five?"

Posted by varghese at 10:15 AM
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Saturday April 07, 2001

Spare Bomb

santas Hari Singh and Gani Singh got fed up with
the Indian Govt and
decided to blow up the parliament. They took 2
bombs, put them in a
suitcase in the front seat of their car and set
off. Hari Singh asks
"What
happens if the bombs blast off now". Gani Singh
says "Don't worry. I have
a
spare bomb in the back seat"

Posted by varghese at 10:15 AM
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