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Saturday September 15, 2001

i Am Coming

Ms. Hanson was a 3rd grade teacher at St. Paul's
> >elementary school. One day she was asking the children
> >which part of their body they thought would go to
> >heaven first. Sally raised her hand and said, "I think
> >it's my hands that go to heaven first because when I
> >pray, I fold my hands real tight and pray hard with
> >them."
> >
> >
> >Then Ritchie raises his hand and says, "I think it's
> >your heart that goes to heaven first cause when I
> >pray,
> > I pray >deep from the bottom of my heart."
> >
> >Then Johnny raises his hand and says, "Well I think
> >it'syour feet that go to heaven first.
> >
> >"The teacher looked at Johnny and said, "Why do you
> >thinkyour feet go first Johnny?"
> >
> >Johnny said, "Well last night when I was walking past
> >mom and dad's room, mom had her legs in the air and
> >she screamed 'OH GOD I'M COMING!' and if dad hadn't
> >have been holding her down I think she would've went!"

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