How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
Shoot the men who are pushing it.

How do you disable Pakistani missiles
Cut the rubber band.

Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
Neither has Pakistan.

Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention ?
The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.

How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
Put it in water.

Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi?
The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.