A few good Senior Moments

      
    An elderly gentleman... ...
    Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. H

After an international beer conference in London , all the world top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together. 
 
The Chairman of Budweis

A Mallu got burnt on his thigh, he went to a doc who prescribed him Burnol and Viagra. .
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The Mallu asked the doc ,i understand the reason why you ga

Q How do you embaress an Archaeologist?.
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A give em a used tampon and ask them which period it came from!.

Once in one women international symposium on child birth, it was decided to plead to the God that the men should suffer the same amount of childbirth 

learn chinese in 2 min.
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. Are you harboring a fugitive.......... Hu Yu Hai Ding.
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A foreigner on his trip to India arrives at Pune Railway station. To his surprise, he notices a man peeing on the wall of the waiting room..
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He went

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,.
asked her students the following question.
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'Michael, if you were on a date

Once Santa was going with his sister..
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In the way his friend saw him and said .
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"oye itni sexy item ko lekar kidhar ja raha hai.".
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On Listning t

India is motherland or fatherland?.
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India is fatherland!!!!Because India is having Sri Lanka under it!!!!

Once Santa said to his girlfriend,.
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"Do you love me... or me....me....me.........
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or me.... or....
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Actually do you love meat or you are veg

A Polish guy went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with t

Banta  "RONU i want you to bring 90% this time"..
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ronu   "no papa i will bring 100% this time"..
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Banta  "why are you joking"..
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ronu   "papa you 

Some people say that you don't need kids. But then someone pops right in and says... I DO!!!!!

when i went on vacation.
with my mom.
while on vac. we went out to eat and at the resturant i could not find anything to eat.
i like shrimp so i orede

what do you call a paki that eats ham secretly?.
HARAMi

small boy pulls his nicker & asks girl,"do u have this?".
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little girl lifts her skirt & says "my mom says if u have this u can get plenty of those.

BOY  May I hold your hand?.
GIRL  No thanks, it isn't heavy..
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GIRL  Say you love me! Say you love me!  .
BOY  You love me....
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GIRL  If we become e

Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S ??? .
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Because the people started licking the wrong side!

Bill Gates organised an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is K

Guide To Safe Fax .
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Q Do I have to be married to have safe FAX?.
A Although married people fax quite often, there are many people who fax.
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A man was eyeing a girl and disturbing her.
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Girl gave him the line from other side and called him.
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Asked him "What u want?".
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He replied" u".
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BOY  IF I PRESS UR BOOBS & RUN AWAY, WHAT WILL U THINK?.
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GIRL  I WILL THINK, EK BEWKOOF JO PURI VAR CHALA SAKTA THA, SIRF HORN D

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three butt

President General Pervez Musharaf preside over a cabinate meeting,he told the meeting that his government is doing great jobs for the poor peoples of